Spring has sprung

  Spring has sprung
  The grass has riz
  I wonder where 
  The Birdie is

Hi Folks

Well Spring certainly does seem to have sprung, my grass defiantly has riz and I'm not getting any Birdies. What a Great Bank Holiday Weekend the Sun Shone, the Bar B was out on Bank Holiday Monday and all the family popped round to get their annual helping of Salmonella.

A few members of the Clan did phone me on the Tuesday to fill me in on the finer points of some stomach problems they seemed to be having. I keep telling them it's the amount of my Alcohol they drunk, but they insist it's that Chard Chicken, Burnt Burgers and the Black Bangers I forced them to eat. Anyway I can't believe it will cause any long lasting damage, they've all had to put up with my cooking for many years, and are still around to tell the tale. I'm pleased to report otherwise all are fit and well Grand Children are getting Grander and Grand Parents are Greyer.

But it was great fun watching the Children (average age 25) playing football in the garden until the ball disappeared over next doors fence. It was quite amusing watching a 28 year old going and asking for his ball back.

Anyway back to what we call normality here at The Complete Office, serving you, our customers, in the best way we can. To that end we would appreciate a little bit of input from you. Please let us know if there is anything we can do better. Are there items or services you use that we don't supply, if so, why so? Is it price, delivery, or perhaps your not aware that we can offer the item or service. We really do try to cover everything that is used in a modern office and at competitive prices. If you know different, then tell us, we are always willing to listen and happy to talk.

Our print side is very busy at the moment having just supplied a very nice Full Colour Folder Brochure for a Local School to impress OFSTED. Were also working on a Special Diary, once again for a School, this has homework schedules, parents comment sections and is all set out for the Scholastic Year, another piece of excellent work from our Ken 10 out of 10. If there are any projects you are working on or considering in the near future just give us a call we're always Happy to Help.

Our furniture sales seem to have increased again which is always a good sign, it tends to indicate that companies are willing to spend on the future. Today we are doing a reasonable size installation of Agio Furniture (see page 816 Main Catalogue) which is a nice modern range from Eurotek who are now one of the major independent furniture suppliers. This company has gone from strength to strength since a management buy out a few years ago. It a real pleasure to see enthusiastic individuals succeed.

After my rant last month about Shredding we are pleased to offer a Rexel 250/S3 Workstation Shredder Retail Price £765.00 + vat for only £349.00 + vat. As we only have the one at this price it will be first come first serve, so ring us now if you want to take advantage. Shredder sales did improve last month so obviously my nagging does work, or perhaps you've all been listening to or watching the news or reading the papers about all the identity fraud at the moment. It really is the fastest growing crime. So as Baden Powell would have said Be Prepared Get a Shredder.

On Wednesday Me and Err Indoors will be sunning ourselves on the Beeches of Cyprus (lucky us). So if you have any problems just give Adam, Chance, Ken or Rachel (Accounts) a call. They'll be Happy to Help

Cheers for now, have a great month, at least the Election is over and life can get back to normality.

Malcolm Eric & All

Monthly Meandering: We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak?