Flaming June (I wish)
Once a year myself and some other old cronies from The Epsom Golf Club take ourselves off to sunnier climes to escape the hoards of people and horses who invade our course for the Derby. This year after much deliberation and conversation Spain was discarded, likewise Portugal, France, South Africa, America, we chose instead the guaranteed sunshine of Bournemouth in June? Wrong I here you all cry, whilst the rest of the country basked in beautiful June Greyness we got the rain. Every day we paid our money, stood on the first Tee in eager anticipation of the challenge ahead then the heavens opened. Bewildered and bedraggled we dragged ourselves around 18 holes of purgatory in the hope of reaching the 19th hole before Pneumonia or Trench Foot set in. Fortunately we all survived and spent our evenings eating, drinking, reliving the many amusing incidents which had happened during the day, also deciding on next year's location, would we chose Spain, Portugal, France, South Africa, America, or Scotland?
Hopefully you are all well and looking forward to Flaming June and the up and coming hose pipe ban (except for Bournemouth). You've obviously all managed to survive Half Term and with the kiddiewinks back at school, traffic has returned to normal. We are beginning to get into the holiday season now. The Wife and I had a lovely restful week in Cyprus last month. Ken is off to his Little Place in the Sun next week, so if you have any strange, peculiar or weird enquiries you'll just have to deal with a strange, peculiar, weird person, me! Chance is also away from the funny farm for a few days R & R and with Adam away towards the end of the June I'll be taking on many different roles during this month. (They keep telling me variety is the spice of life).
We have some very Hot Offers for you this month with great value Digital Dictation, Multifunction Faxes, Shredders, Presentation & Communication Products, Calculators, Copiers, Printers, Labelers, Uncle Tom Cobbly and All. So hopefully you'll all find something really exciting to make your lives a little easier.
I must send my congratulations to Chris at Artline Signs as it is their 25th Year in Business. Hopefully their customers appreciated the Coasters & Pens we had produced for them. Obviously Chris and his crowd have seen a lot of changes in that 25 years but have been able to adjust and keep pace with the new technology. A good example of their work can be seen driving around the streets of South West London by Dave (I'm not only the Driver).
A slightly strange request has been made by one customer for me to mention a lad called Ben, who apparently has a fetish for chewing Pilot Pens. Keep up the munching mate it's great for our sales figures.
Life does seem to be a little strange at present. Adam had a complaint today from a lady customer who had brought one of our quality Pledge 2000 Series chairs. The chair wasn't faulty, uncomfortable or the wrong colour but it Smelt? Never had that before. We have sent her a can of Air Freshener in the hope of solving the problem.
On that note I'll leave you all to have a good sniff of your furniture and await your comments.
Don't forget We are always Happy to Help
Wish you all a great June and look forward to speaking to you soon.
Cheers for now.
Malcolm, Eric and the Rest.
Monthly Meandering: Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
